ohnorobo:

Jamie Hewlett illustration etched vibrators - $278 a piece at JimmyJane

Alright, more of my followers and all of tumblr needs to know about these. And “THE HONORABLE VAN SACKFUL SYMTHE” holy shit yes.

“His boho, Soho souk is where the glitterati congregate for a bit of slap and tickle, quail’s eggs, cheese, pickle and loose lipped nose dribble until the crack of lunchtime.

He’s the dandy, fondant fancy never short of underage arm candy. He dabbles in art, nibbles on canapés and retails faux fashion with a passion. It’s twenty-four seven Kabaret heaven for the absinthe slugging boy toy, toy boy. He’s a man on a mission with a limited edition, high profile, low interest bank account.”

Ah, yes please.

If I had excess cash and wanted a vibrator for the style, not for use (because these actually aren’t that grate at all for sexual purposes) I would get Symthe so fast.

They’re also just beautiful to look at. And come in awesome cases.

(via yeppoyoda)